Maverick

e-cryptid

The funniest homophobic notion out there is the whole, “you’re just a lesbian because you can’t get a man” thing. Like, do you have any idea how easy it is to get a man? It takes a smartphone and ten minutes of time while trying to get a girlfriend is like trying to win the lottery with a single ticket you found on the sidewalk. 

Mar 16 2018 • 132,332 notes

huesosmccoy

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uhmwillowsomething

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

velvetqueer

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

definitelyshitty

WHAT

tyronesuplac

Sensational.

definitelyshitty

Remarkable.

madisondavenports

image

it’s a real word

snarky-gourmet

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

Nov 18 2017 • 981,649 notes